( mostly under construction ) A 16 year old named Alison who loves Hockey, Teen Wolf, and Astrology. I'm kind of a lazy nerd that doesn't know how to use tumblr but that doesn't stop me ;)))
  • bodyguard: calum put your pants back on
    bodyguard: no ashton we don't have time for you to say hi to everyone
    bodyguard: michael stop swearing you'll provoke someone
    bodyguard: caLUm put your pants back on you will literally get arrested if you don't jesUs
    bodyguard: this is not a legitimate place to get tattoos
    bodyguard: nO GETTING TATTOOS IN A SHADY PLACE IS NOT PUNK ROCK
    bodyguard: u know what's punk rock
    bodyguard: BEHAVING URSELF THAT'S PRETTY PUNK ROCK
    bodyguard: stop! talking! to strangers! ashton!
    bodyguard: where the fuCK is luke
    bodyguard: mICHael did you fuckgn sell luke for a ps4
    bodyguard: i can't believe u fucking sold luke for a ps4
    bodyguard: calum you will liteRALLy get deported for having your ass out in this country
    bodyguard: luke i am not responsible for what fans do if you roll down your window when we get in the car
    bodyguard: did he just
    bodyguard: he fucking rolled down the window jesus christ
    bodyguard: WHO THE FUCK GAVE ASHTON SCISSORS AGAIN
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  • sluttygrandma:

    do you ever daydream of dressing straight boys in better clothes

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  • straightwhiteboyproblems:

    I was working out with my ipod getting ready for the bass to drop and my headphone fell out so I missed the bass cannon. now I have to pause my workout, put my headphone back in my ear, and go back to the beginning of the song so I can resume my workout

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  • save-spock-and-roll:

    when no one in class is ready for the test

    image

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  • girlwithdeathmask:

    Me: *ignores boy*
    Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
    Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

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  • baracknobama:

    i hope manners is the next cool trend

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  • australiansanta:

    do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

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  • precumming:

    ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE

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  • naazaneen:

    railroadsoftware:

    whats that feel when no bf

    Relief and freedom

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  • gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

    gamercrunch:

    Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

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  • woodmeat:

it doesnt even need to be said

    woodmeat:

    it doesnt even need to be said

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  • scottish:

    i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

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  • moshingice:

    you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

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