misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe
cuz u basic
(Source: 021013, via perfect-again)
- person: are you athletic?
- me: i run
- person: oh sweet
- me: *whispers* a blog.
the ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive
(via acrid-april)
don’t be too clingy
don’t be such a ‘girl’
be a woman
but be hairless like a childdon’t wear skimpy outfits
don’t be such a ‘slut’
be modest
but take it off when i ask
don’t assert yourself
don’t be such a ‘bitch’
be nice to me
but don’t be a fucking doormat
don’t be ignorant
don’t be such a ‘bimbo’
be intelligent
but don’t argue your opinion with me
don’t wear make-up ever
don’t be so ‘insecure’
be yourself
but don’t complain if i don’t like it
(Source: tamamuratamao, via perfect-again)
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
(via acrid-april)
Parents have two moods:
“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”
and
“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”
“You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”
(via perfect-again)
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
(Source: moltres, via perfect-again)
