( mostly under construction ) A 16 year old named Alison who loves Hockey, Teen Wolf, and Astrology. I'm kind of a lazy nerd that doesn't know how to use tumblr but that doesn't stop me ;)))
  • gnarlyninja:

    "i don’t support feminism because-"

    lol nah we ain’t even gonna talk bye

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  • Tyler Posey @ San Diego Comic Con 2010 - 2014

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  • bodyguard: calum put your pants back on
    bodyguard: no ashton we don't have time for you to say hi to everyone
    bodyguard: michael stop swearing you'll provoke someone
    bodyguard: caLUm put your pants back on you will literally get arrested if you don't jesUs
    bodyguard: this is not a legitimate place to get tattoos
    bodyguard: nO GETTING TATTOOS IN A SHADY PLACE IS NOT PUNK ROCK
    bodyguard: u know what's punk rock
    bodyguard: BEHAVING URSELF THAT'S PRETTY PUNK ROCK
    bodyguard: stop! talking! to strangers! ashton!
    bodyguard: where the fuCK is luke
    bodyguard: mICHael did you fuckgn sell luke for a ps4
    bodyguard: i can't believe u fucking sold luke for a ps4
    bodyguard: calum you will liteRALLy get deported for having your ass out in this country
    bodyguard: luke i am not responsible for what fans do if you roll down your window when we get in the car
    bodyguard: did he just
    bodyguard: he fucking rolled down the window jesus christ
    bodyguard: WHO THE FUCK GAVE ASHTON SCISSORS AGAIN
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  • sluttygrandma:

    do you ever daydream of dressing straight boys in better clothes

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  • straightwhiteboyproblems:

    I was working out with my ipod getting ready for the bass to drop and my headphone fell out so I missed the bass cannon. now I have to pause my workout, put my headphone back in my ear, and go back to the beginning of the song so I can resume my workout

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  • save-spock-and-roll:

    when no one in class is ready for the test

    image

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  • girlwithdeathmask:

    Me: *ignores boy*
    Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
    Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

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  • baracknobama:

    i hope manners is the next cool trend

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  • australiansanta:

    do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

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  • precumming:

    ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE

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  • naazaneen:

    railroadsoftware:

    whats that feel when no bf

    Relief and freedom

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  • gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

    gamercrunch:

    Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

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  • woodmeat:

it doesnt even need to be said

    woodmeat:

    it doesnt even need to be said

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