I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
(via acrid-april)
If you don’t think history is amusing, you clearly haven’t seen Adolf Hitler in shorts
pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey:
Zis if from mein spring collection
(via perfect-again)
I’m afraid of
a lot of things,
but mostly,
most sincerely,
I am afraid of
being completely
unraveled by you,
and you finding nothing
you want in here.
(Source: keciasamethystheart, via acrid-april)
DO
NOT
SPEAK
TO ME
WHEN
I HAVE
HEADPHONES
ON
JESUS
CHRIST
(via perfect-again)
If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is too much of a distraction, you are probably a danger to society tbh
(via acrid-april)
- person: hey hows life
- me: not enjoyable at all 2 stars would not recommend







